"Grow a pair."
"Nut up."
"Have some balls, man."
"Don't be a pussy."
"What a vag."
Gendered slang is bothersome. But more than that, it's ironically inaccurate.
What happens when a man gets tapped in the nuts? He doubles over with a tummy ache, that's what.
What happens when a woman pushes a human out of her nethers? She gets some stitches, does some kegels, and snaps right back to normal.
Sorry boys. You know it's true.
Instead, I propose we change our gendered slang to more accurately reflect reality.
"Grow a vag."
"Pussy up."
"Do some kegels, bro."
"Don't be a testicle."
"What a nut-sack."
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